Posts Tagged ‘Space Skull’
I was so relieved to discover that so many people had the same reaction to the original news about that G-Force movie. Well I remembered something else I had heard ages back and thought it might serve to heal some of the damage done. If I read the website properly then this comes out in just over 8 days in Japan:
The theme music at the end probably made all the bad G-Force stuff …
Tags: Space Battleship Yamato Star Blazers
I have been meaning to start the Second Take series for a while, I foreshadowed it a couple of times when talking about movies that I was disappointed in such as X-Files and of course Indy 4.
The basics of the Second Take are simple, sometimes I’ll watch a film and have a certain reaction to it which seems to be the polar opposite to a bunch of other people. I mean sure, people have different tastes etc, however more often than not the differences in opinion that I take notice of are from people I respect. So I figure there must be something there, and many times I’ve promised myself that I will go back and rewatch the movie in question with an open mind to try and work it out.
The first film I’m doing this with is Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (Indy 4). I warn you now that there will no doubt be spoilers in this article and I won’t be offended if you don’t read on, also this is a very long post and those of you with Hulk like attention spans may wish to skip to the end and leave the obligatory ‘I read the title but didn’t bother reading the article’ comment.
When I first saw the trailer for Indy 4 I felt a stirring in my heart as I watched a childhood hero being resurrected especially as the trailer seemed to really capture the greatness of Indiana Jones, I wrote about how excited I was and what a great idea it was bringing the character back.
When I actually saw the film I was crushed.
It was awful, horrible and insulting. At least that was my initial reaction and I quickly made my way online to bathe in the glow of millions of other Indy geeks declaring the same thing and yeah, there were plenty of others out there who felt the same way, but then there were a bunch more who actually liked it!?!
It made a bunch of money, not that this is an indication of success but word of mouth certainly didn’t seem to dent the film. Did I just not get it? Was I too attached to the old ways that I judged it too harshly? Surely Temple of Doom wasn’t as stupid?!
Time to find out.
So I knew they were coming up front and so I prepared myself for them but honestly unnecessary CGI gophers outside of Caddyshack are always going to get me offside. They are as bad as I remembered and so stupidly out of place that I groaned out loud seeing them again. But that being said the opening car scenes are all fine, they set the tone of the era and get the action rolling immediately and my complaints about the lack of security at Area 51 are easily put aside.
Harrison Ford is still Indiana Jones, he’s great, the age of the character doesn’t worry me in the slightest. His ‘double double agent’ friend on the other hand is stupid, sooooo stupid and obvious. The villains are generic and I think I hated them more because of the overall film rather than them as villains so I have no real issues there on second viewing.
I do have to talk about the fridge scene though before moving on.
Dumbest scene ever.
This is the problem, I am being slapped in the face as an intelligent viewer of the film when you ask me to believe that anyone would have survived the explosion, the heat, the radiation and the smashing into the ground. Suspension of disbelief is one thing, complete and utter abandonment of any sensible notion of reality is quite the other. Don’t try and defend the scene, I watched it again, carefully and I can’t forgive it.
Stupid.
Enter Shia LaBeouf as Mutt, Indy’s long lost son. Initially I disliked his Marlon Brando impression but in the second take it doesn’t really bother me and he is completely passable, to me he seems like a good enough actor given some horrible stuff to work with (no doubt the same as his role in Transformers). I could do without The Wild One homage as it steals his own introduction to the film.
The magic hat.
Being details driven I often find it distracting when things are missed, Indy loses his hat I think three times in this film only to have the magic hat come back which is good and all as it is a very iconic hat but it doesn’t actually much very much sense. Of course this is a nit pick.
I am uncomfortable with the way they awkwardly included references to Brody and Jones Sr, including that horrible statue scene and the publicity photos on Indy’s desk. Of course I’m descending into more nit picking, although you have to forgive me one last nit pick.
When I was a young man and Temple of Doom was just released I joined some Indiana Jones club which sent me one whole newsletter and some stickers. In that newsletter it talked about vines in the jungle and how Tarzan couldn’t really swing through the jungle because most vines are connected to jungle floor as well. Then it is twenty something years later and Mutt goes swinging through the jungle using the very vines that the Indy newsletter told me that they couldn’t use.
That just hurts man.
The alien storyline doesn’t even irritate me, I don’t think it did the first time around either but I know a lot of people hated that aspect of the story, frankly I found the CIA / Military stuff more unwatchable. The skull’s mysterious powers grew more and more confusing as they came and went depending on the need of the storyline and I don’t really feel the climax to the skull’s storyline really paid off.
The wedding sequence right at the end seemed as awkward as Karen Allen’s grin is all through the film, and groans of stomach turning ensues with the magic hat trying to latch itself onto Mutt.
The final word is that I feel justified in disliking this film on its own merits, in fact it is my love of the franchise that is constantly fighting and trying to convince me that the flaws aren’t nearly so bad as they are. The cast are all excellent and I enjoyed seeing Ford as Indy again but the little face slaps all through the film force me not to love it.
Verdict: I was right the first time.
PS The Indy 5 podcast should be up for this weekend, tell your friends, tell your enemies, just don’t tell Emma…
This is a guest post by long time friend of QYDJ Sujoy who recently launched his geek themed blog aptly called 9e3k. It’s been a Doctor who themed couple of weeks around here so I’m happy to just embrace all things Who’vian and present Sujoy’s take on Matt Smith’s second outing as the Doctor.
Be warned that there are unavoidable spoilers!!
In bed above, or deep asleep
While greater love lies further deep
This dream must end this world must know
We all depend on the beast below.
There are so many good things happening with Doctor Who in the Steven Moffat era so far. After the quite awesome first episode, episode 2 – The Beast Below – takes us to a far far point in space and time when the solar flares have roasted the Earth, and people from different countries have fled in different spaceships. It was quite funny to see Spaceship UK having neon lights in space flashing ESSEX, SURREY etc. And the Doctor trying to explain that to Amy by saying – people living, laughing and shopping (ha!), searching the stars for a new home. Yes, the Doctor and his assistant have already set out for their first adventure (not counting the previous incident) and we get glimpses of the team working in conjunction as well as separately. What is absolutely great here is to see Amy and her curiosity in knowing what or who the Doctor really is, and her attempt at exploring that by asking random questions. Of course, Matt Smith, even though is a new face, we cannot help but believe that he is indeed the Doctor as he smiles as Amy asks him if he had any children.
“The Beast Below” as a story is quite traditional and familiar with previous Doctor’s stories. It is very well layered with clues here and there, as all the mysteries are unveiled one layer at a time to ultimately arrive to the finale. And for the record, “The Smilers” are definitely one of the creepiest monsters and I hate them – even the smiley ones. But the winner of this episode is the Buttons. It is such a creepy concept if you think about it. What would you decide to do, when you are asked that after having known the dark secret of the spaceship and its survival, would you choose to Forget It, or to Protest It, and in the process decide the collective fate of the people. The Queen, Liz 10, when faced by the question decides to keep the status quo and keep reigning, and of course, continue the loop of ‘Forgetting” every 10 years. That makes me concerned about the death-rate and birth-rate of the UK population on the spaceship, as we see that the Queen has survived for quite some time. And speaking of population, I wonder how big the spaceships of India and China would have been.
Yet another outstanding moment in this episode was the Doctor, when faced with the dilemma of either killing the residents of Spaceship UK or allowing the Space Whale to be tortured, makes the uncomfortable choice of saving the people and prepares for an easy death for the spacewhale. Of course, clever Amy recollects all hints and instructions given by the Doctor to “look carefully”. She saves the day by joining the pieces of the jigsaw, although the Doctor does not seem very happy about her stealing the show by risking the lives of people on Spaceship UK. But then, all’s well that ends well. Amy hugs the Doctor in front of a massive and glimmering glasswall and the team is back together. The friction between them and the curiosity of Amy to find out more about the Doctor, while both of them contribute more towards a larger story arc – all of it is so much fun to watch, and we are only at Episode 2 here.
Except for some loose ends here and there, and a not so convincing Queen, this was a step up from Episode 1. And those Smilies should make a comeback. And not to forget, the little clues which might be crucial for future episodes. And by that I mean that crack on Spaceship UK. Does that mean that we will be soon seeing the Atraxi make a comeback?
Saturday nights are indeed becoming harder to wait. And how wicked was the trailer at the end for the next episode – Victory of the Daleks. Yes, you heard that right. The Daleks are back next week, as Ian McNeice plays Sir Winston Churchill and the Doctor punches a weird scientist who calls the Daleks his invention. Can’t wait for that one. But for me now, it’s time for a repeat viewing of the Beast Below. Cheerio!
Sujoy lives in London and works as a Business Analyst by day, but by night turns into a blogger ranting on his favourite topics of Sci Fi, Horror, Anime and all stuff geeky on his blog 9E3K. He is a Bollywood fanatic and he writes about them at OneKnightStands. He believes that he tweets way too much and he is considering getting some help about it.
He is learning to play the Keyboard, and one day hopes he can cover Killer Queen.
