Velour pants, really?

June 11th, 2008

Tracey and I were in a leading department store the other day and whilst my wonderful wife was off ordering coffee from the coffee franchise island I was left sitting facing a sleigh bed that was on display.

Brown velour pants not for the department storeI could hear a couple outside of my line of vision walking up and talking.   The woman was commenting on how much she liked the sleigh bed.   Her companion/boyfriend/husband snorted in contempt and demanded to know why.   She meekly offered that she didn’t know why.

It was at this point that they came into my field of vision and it was then that I discovered something unpleasant.   The dude was wearing velour pants.

Velour pants?

Like the kind that George from Seinfeld wore when his girlfriend said she didn’t care what he wore and he was testing the theory out.

I mean come on, forget why your lady friend likes a certain style of bed buddy, why would you go out wearing those pants!?

Honestly I think she can take the higher morale ground here.

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