Don’t roar that you’re the Juggernaut in the post office

February 28th, 2008

I'm the JuggernautI’m a latecomer to the whole “I’m the Juggernaut bitch” viral youtube craze.   I mean I’m not that late to it, I just kinda watched it, dismissed it and went on with my life.   Recently however I found myself with the saying stuck in my stupid head.

When I say stuck in my stupid head, I mean that it is currently the favourite response to pretty much anything.   Of course this isn’t necessarily the best thing in the world.   It’s fairly unprofessional in the office and I don’t think Tracey gets the humour in it.

I mean yeah it’s all funny when it’s:

Hey who drank all the cola?
I did.
Why did you do that, I wanted some of that!?
Don’t you know who I am?
What?
I’m the Juggernaut bitch.

Well maybe it isn’t that funny, but I’m telling you now it’s even more inappropriate when dealing with the post office staff:

Excuse me you’ve had this package since the start of the month and haven’t given it to us and we’ve been in several times.
Oh that’s odd. I don’t know why that happened.
DON’T LIE TO ME, DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM???   I’M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!
Aiiiieeeeee security!!!!

The rest was fairly uncomfortable as several security guys sat on top of me and I think some postal worker was kicking me in the kidneys.

If you haven’t seen the video or you’d like a giggle again check out the video below - I do have to warn you that the video is offensive, ever so inappropriate, not for kiddies and barely for the adults:

[youtube A3vEgZGT4GA nolink]

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