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You know how it is, you enter the cinema, settle down in your chair and silently pray to the great pumpkin of the universe: “please let this film be good, please!”
And it isn’t.
Sometimes it surprises you, you’re shocked that a film you thought was an easy home run turns out to be a dog.  Here [...]

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After skipping last weeks PodCat I know how devastated you all were so I got everyone out of the room so I could do one tonight for you all. I’m not promising anything exciting. I’ll warn you now. But you do get a chance to hear me stuff up 20/20 vision with [...]

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I have a number of eccentricities that make me the unique person I am, one of these happens to be my fondness for movie related watches and sunglasses.
At one stage I had something like fifteen pairs of glasses primarily made up of the various official Matrix glasses, T2 and movie related aviators. Unfortunately they [...]

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My wife hides the TV Guide from me.
Not because she worries about the amount of television I watch… I don’t know about that actually she might worry about how much television I watch after all but that isn’t the reason she hides the Sunday Courier Mail TV Guide. I think she is possibly [...]

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