Top five signs that your plane trip is going to suck
April 11th, 2008
- The in-flight meal smells a little funky - Oh dear the pilot, the co-pilot, the navigator and the cabin crew all ate the fish and are now lined up at the bathroom looking pretty green. You better hope that there is a burnt out ex military pilot who will overcome his demons to get you onto the ground in one piece. Surely it’s not that serious? It most certainly is and don’t call me Shirley.
- You’re the President of the United States of America - Awesome I’m the leader of America and I’ve got a cool jet. Yeah cool jet if you don’t mind aliens blowing up the White House, terrorists taking over Air Force One or terrorists shooting it down using a stolen stealth fighter (at least you’d get to meet Jack Bauer).
- There is a gremlin on the wing - Can’t… you… see the thing on the wing? Isn’t it always the way? Unhelpful cabin crew who just because they can’t see the mythical creature endangering the plane go and treat you like a psychopath.
- You’ve just been paroled - You’ve just been paroled but instead of being released directly from the facility you are currently incarcerated they decide to fly you some place else to let you go. Probably not a good sign if you have a diabetic friend who for some reason is also coming along for the ride.
- There are snakes on the motherfucking plane!!! - This is pretty obvious.
I’m going to be doing this ‘Top Fives’ on every Friday from here on (last week it was Kurt Russell) so if you have a topic you’d like to see my top five on send it on over!!
Next week Top Five Bill Murray films…
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