Lee Beads, Lee! Lee! Lee!
January 4th, 2008
The title of this post needs to be chanted Jerry Springer style, well it doesn’t have to be but it makes more sense and is in context. Fine. Don’t chant Jerry style, see if I care?
*pout*
Anyway it’s a new year and I’ve moved URLs for here from the old quityourdayjob.com.au one and as a result a lot of people’s links to QYDJ may be wrong or even worse non existent!
*gasp*
I know it’s shocking. I know you’re thinking of all the times you’ve mentioned QYDJ in a post and find it hard to believe that other people haven’t done the same (if I don’t do one of Becca’s memes soon I’m pretty certain she’s going to cut me off!!!). So I thought I might take a leaf out of the Springer book and have midget rednecks wrestle here more often. To be fair and honest to everyone who just sat bolt upright in anticipation I don’t really know any midget rednecks, and certainly none that would be happy to wrestle here. So Plan B is to rip off pay homage to the infamous Jerry beads.
For those of you who are educated, lucky or heavily sheltered and have yet to actually see Springer there was a time when if someone was to lift their shirt and expose themselves they would earn Jerry beads. I hear 350 virtual eyebrows lift in suspicion. No I will not be featuring topless photos here, I’ve heard that there are other websites on the interweb that cater to that type of shenanigans.
I have in my possession a limited number of (and by limited I mean I may have to go out to the shops and buy more) shiny shiny Lee beads made of genuine coloured plastic. Every expense has been spared.
Now I know I’ve got your attention and you want to know how to get your mitts on these low priced Lee beads. It couldn’t be easier. All I want you to do is mention me and link to quityourdayjob.com.au in a post maybe use the word shenanigans. Once I’ve confirmed such a link I will send you an email requesting your postal address or convenient drain that I can get one of my associates to leave the beads in and then you will have your own Lee beads. It doesn’t end there though. You send me a photo of the beads, preferable you or a more attractive friend of yours wearing them and I will devote a post to you with much link love.
It couldn’t be simpler. Well it could, but really there would be no fun in that. If you are worried that I won’t see the post or my server doesn’t report the mention then just use the contact form and let me know!
Also as always if you have me in your blogroll and I haven’t reciprocated just let me know and I’ll fix the situation or at least get my flying monkeys on to it. Occasionally I clean out or break the blogroll and so your name may have dropped off, don’t think I don’t love you.
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Categories: QYDJ | Tags: Blogs, Lee beads, links, shenanigans
You have flying monkeys? COOL!!!
Since I don’t have a blog, can I just send you a recording of me shouting “shenanigans at http://quityourdayjob.com.au” from my rooftop? How about if I paint the address on the back of my car?
;-p
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You know I actually attended a taping of The Jerry Springer show. Two friends and I cut school to go and it was alot of fun! I have the episode on tape you can see me in the audience for about a minute cause the guy next to me asked a question.
I kept hoping the guests would be fighting strippers or something cool like that but we ended up with the Ku Klux Klan. They started fist fighting with the audience and they stopped taping and started over.
It was also before they started that flashing your tits for beads thing otherwise I might have actually been tempted to do it. Yes I am a dumbass like that. Ahhh memories…
Becca’s last blog post..Darling Dita
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Ian - ahhhh you’d only use the beads for evil anyway
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I hope you don’t mind but I added the robot to my sidebar. If it’s not cool let me know and I’ll take it down.
Becca’s last blog post..Darling Dita
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OMG Becca - someone who’s been to Springer! You will get a Lee bead automatically anyway for all your fine work in the past!! But being at Springer is so cool and I’m jealous!
Hopefully my cheap plastic beads will make up for the loss you feel since you missed out on flashing on international tv LOL
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Ack I didn’t see your second post - robot on sidebar is very cool except I can’t see it because I’m at work and our IT department has barred your site so I will look when I get home.
I know you haven’t but I immediately pictured in my mind you drawing some buxom lady hanging off of him.
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Damn now I wish I had drawn the buxom laday hanging off of him…you may see that addition in the future…
Becca’s last blog post..Darling Dita
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