Quit Your Day Job

If this was a movie you might promote it by saying something along the lines of Three times the action! Three times the adventure! Three times… some other thing that sounds appealing!!!

Well this isn’t a movie and even if it were you would get sued for misrepresentation if you used any of those lines.

We join Kyle where we left him, staring down the hole into which he dropped his ring. He mentions that his ring has gone and the other two characters left there with him exchange weird glances as they try and work out why he’s stating the obvious out loud again. They may also be wondering why it is the Aliens (I can’t work out if it should be capitalised or not) aren’t still attacking them or why Kyle isn’t picking up a gun just in case they come back. Of course they may also be wondering, especially if they know anything about Green Lanterns, why he still has his costume on and is still clean shaven without his power ring.

After some miscellaneous whining about his lost ring…

OK we get it!

You lost your ring!

I wouldn’t be drawing attention to it myself, in fact I would be pointing at stuff and saying “what’s that?”

Anyway he tries a jedi trick and attempts to ’summon’ the ring. Colour me surprised when he doesn’t.

Kyle figures it’s go home time now that he’s lost his bling until the young lady in underwear pushes a gun on him. Kyle is unable to actually fire the weapon without falling down. Apparently the power of a ray gun is so much more powerful than a Green Lantern power ring. Kyle also enlightens the Green Lantern readers on why his costume hasn’t disappeared, I would repeat it here but it would increase the lameness ratio by so much that the denseness would be so intense it would form a black hole of lameness.

Undies girl and Kyle share a moment between gun practise and then they go abseiling despite the fact that Kyle doesn’t want to kill the aliens but it’s ok to leave his new found friends to die.

I don’t know, ummmm, sigh, they find the crew of undies girl’s ship and they have all been alien’fied. The other ex Green Lantern who is still alive for some reason draws attention to the fact that Kyle’s costume hasn’t disappeared, I’m guessing the writers feel guilty about it, I’d be trying to draw attention away from it by pointing to things and saying “hey what’s that?”.

Aliens attack, I’m waiting on the third wheel to die and tell Kyle he was wrong about how lame he is, undies girl gets acid on her but it doesn’t hurt, does anyone hear the word android or obvious?

Third wheel dies.

Thinks Kyle is not lame.

He’s wrong.

The Alien Queen shows up and they happen to see Kyle’s power ring in the Queen’s chamber and there is no obvious way it could have ended up there, actually there’s no obvious way Kyle should have survived up to this point except for robo undies girl.

I can’t wait to see if Kyle gets his ring back!!!

Popularity: 18% [?]

More posts like this:

• Green Lantern sees red
• GL versus Alien part two, now with less green!
• Green Lantern versus Alien

Trackback URL

Aliens, comic books, Green Lantern