I’m never going to make out in a space ship hold.
May 20th, 2007
OK it’s really late at night and we were flicking channels. This is never a good thing.
The first channel we come too there are two military types making out in a very bad scifi set. Moderately bad science fiction porn is a very hard thing to go past especially when the dialogue is as awful as this is. Well the gentleman of the piece starts to scream and grabs his groin. He falls back and then a leprechaun literally comes out of his pants and makes a joke about condoms and wanders off.
Welcome to the world of Leprechaun 4 Space Platoon (or otherwise known as ‘In Space’).
If you have ever found yourself watching Friday the 13th 10 Jason in space and thought to yourself is there possibly a worse film mixing science fiction and horror then the answer is here.
At one stage the marines are dancing at some on board nightclub that looks like the worst school disco. The marine commander has half his head made out of metal and wavers between screaming every military cliché possible to some of the worst attempts at humour.
The magic money character though is Dr. Mittenhand who is played by the gay nazi from Allo Allo and really little has changed apart from now he is more machine than man and a little more naked than I’d like. He screams every second line, often for no real reason.
As I write this the girl who was making out with the guy who died from the leprechaun coming out of his penis just asked if the commander thinks it’s her fault that he died because she gave him the boner.
Good grief.
Forget your Blade Runners and Matrix films Leprechaun 4 is the best scifi film ever.
Don’t ask though:
WHY IS THERE A LEPRECHAUN IN SPACE?
WHY DID IT COME OUT OF THAT MAN’S PENIS?
From the producers (I use this term loosely):
“On a planet in a distant galaxy, a power hungry Leprechaun (Warwick Davis), holds a beautiful alien princess (Rebekah Carlton), hostage in order to marry her for her royal title. With her title and his beloved gold, he’ll be able to rule the universe. While making his maniacal plans, what he doesn’t count on is an invading platoon of marines from Earth, to save the princess and foil his plans. An accomplished trickster, the Leprechaun stows himself away on the orbiting spaceship and wreaks havoc on the crew in an attempt to recapture his bride.”
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I guess that dude’s Kidney Stone was really the Leprechaun’s pot of gold.
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I don’t feel so bad about liking Star Ship Troopers now :-p
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