Remember, he’s better than you and I

October 2nd, 2008

I got the heads up over at slashfilm that Michael Bay is using Twitter and is writing some pretty funny stuff.  I used to be an apologist for Mr Bay (remember I like Armageddon, Con Air and The Rock) but then Transformers which I still refuse to discuss here… (you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry) came along and ruined my childhood memories.

But Michael does have a unique appeal, here are some samples:

I want to welcome all the new people who are following my updates and remind everyone that I am better than you in every possible way.

Didn’t finish my latte, because I put it in a bullhorn and hurled it at a runner. That works better than coffee anyway.

Ok, long day. I’m going to sleep well tonight. On a mattress made of money. Literally.

Shia is crying less today.

Shia cried more today. Especially compared to yesterday.

Took a meeting about Armageddon 2: Armageddoner. It’s a Go.

You can check out Michael Bay’s feed at http://twitter.com/michael_bay

You can check my feed out for a lot less laughs at http://twitter.com/leesargent

PS I know that’s not really Bay - but he’s bloody uncanny!

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2 Comments

  1. Arjan

    somehow I ‘read’ on the feed ‘remember I’m better than you’ ….must have not been awake enough.. :P
    I don’t know if you know Robot Chicken, if not (and if so) check out the Michael Bay spoof they did about him last sunday: Splosions!!

    Arjans last blog post..True Blood {main theme}

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  2. Kathleen

    I loved Con Air too, I’ve seen it more than once. I had no idea it was a Michael Bay film though, so I’m even more confused about why Transformers was just so … not good.

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