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Bo-yah! You guys suck because I’m going to be rich!

September 16th, 2008

The title here really says it all.

I mean I’m generally not a rude person by nature but I’m afraid I figure I may as well burn you all because frankly I don’t think they let your kind into rich heaven.

Dear , (I suspect Mariam just misplaced my name in her haste to get some money to me)

I know this mail will come as surprise to you but in a brief introduction (it was a surprise, um but the brief introduction bit does slightly confuse me). My name is Miss Mariam Dabo from Sudan (completely trustworthy I mean she says where she’s from and her name reminds me of something from DS9). I am 23 years old,It is my pleasure communicating with you for the first time and believing that it will lead to a better relationship between us. I am presently in Dakar Senegal under Asylum because of the Currently war in my Sudan that make me to lose my father and mother (so she don’t speak English so good, stop giggling). I have legal certificate of deposit $5.500.000. Five million five hundred thousand American dollars my late beloved father deposited in Finance Company legally under my name as the next of kin and all the legal documents that covering this money is with me here (legal stated three times, must be legal). I want to live the rest of my life in your position and invest with this money under your care and management (fair enough, comic book shop here we come they have a HALO backpack that would totally look stupid on me). As soon as i join you i will further my Education then you will be investing with the money till i finish my school. I am waiting for your reply to enable us proceed.

Sincerely,

Miss Mariam

Oh settle down with your envious wailings, I’ll probably stop in here still every once and a while just to let you know what my gold plated limited edition life sized Captain Kirk statue looks like when it glitters in the morning sun.

So long suckas!

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Bettina September 16th, 2008
um. yeah, don’t spend it all at once aye now

Btw - found seasons of SG1 at our local target for $47 each. Have put the first two seasons away for the young budding geek for xmas
Bettinas last blog post..Screw Up Tuesday

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By Lee on September 16th, 2008 | Reply
Don’t worry Bettina I’ll convince Mariam that it is a good investment to get SG1 DVD boxsets and send them to you.

Don’t say that I can’t be generous.

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By Bettina on September 17th, 2008 | Reply
cool………… and can you find me the original SG movie while you are on this buying spree? the house of target don’t have it (grrrr)

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By Lee on September 18th, 2008 | Reply
Have you tried Big W’s online store?

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By Bettina on September 18th, 2008 | Reply
no, but I shall if I luck out in the store tomorrow

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Arjan September 17th, 2008
now now..don’t overdo it. if anything you’ll end up poor and in jail.

Arjans last blog post..True Blood {main theme}

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Widdle Shamrock September 17th, 2008
Hey, come on, don’t forget us, your blog readers.

(I did name you Hot Hunk twice you know, that should be worth SOMETHING, surely??)

Widdle Shamrocks last blog post..And now for something geeky

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Ian September 17th, 2008
I’m glad you’re having a good day, I’m about to loose my Internet access :-(:

From: ICS Monitoring Team [mailto:hongd@bangkokpost.co.th]
Sent: Wednesday, 17 September 2008 3:23 AM
Subject: Security risk found in message “Your internet access is going to get suspended”

Symantec AntiVirus found a security risk in an attachment from ICS Monitoring Team .

Attachment: user-EA49943X-activities.zip
Threat: Multiple viruses found. Please see individual log messages.
Action taken: Quarantine succeeded
File status: Still contains 1 infected items

Your internet access is going to get suspended

The Internet Service Provider Consorcium was made to protect the rights of software authors, artists. We conduct regular wiretapping on our networks, to monitor criminal acts. We are aware of your illegal activities on the internet wich were originating from.

You can check the report of your activities in the past 6 month that we have attached. We strongly advise you to stop your activities regarding the illegal downloading of copyrighted material of your internet access will be suspended.

Sincerely
ICS Monitoring Team

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By Lee on September 17th, 2008 | Reply
Don’t worry Ian, I’ll buy us a whole new interwebs and we’ll ban ICS!!!

BAHAHAHAHA

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