Genetically modified orgasms… oh dear
June 3rd, 2008
One of my greatest fears in high school was showing up on a public holiday without realising that it was a day off.
The other fear was instead of saying the word ‘organism’ in biology I would say ‘orgasm’. I never did, at least not in class but there was a politician who in Parliament today did that very thing, not once but twice.
I feel really bad for him, well as bad as I can for a politician:
“I support the member for McMillan’s call for the government to conduct an independent broad-ranging scientific investigation into the genetic modification of food and biotechnology to assess not only the health of the crops and the food, but also the potential for contamination, the commercial implications for Australian primary industry, and the benefits and risks associated with genetically modified orgasms, orgasms,”
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23802124-13762,00.html
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Eeek! I bet his heart dropped to his stomach when he realized what he said.
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Oh dear, the poor thing.
I wonder, do they (GM orgasms) feel any any different to non GM ones????
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lol.
I dared my daughter to use the word ‘masticate’in science.Everyone thought she had said something else.
She won $5.
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Would there be a physical risk?
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I saw that. I laughed so hard I choked on my Cherry Ripe. I think it was the universes way of saying I shouldn’t have eaten a Cherry Ripe twin pack…
Took me ages to get all the spittle and coconut off my laptop.
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Are you absolutely, 100% certain you never said ‘orgasm’ instead of ‘organism’ in high school biology?
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lol @ Gemisht!
*wonders off wandering how one would go about GM-ing an orgasm*
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Joanna - yeah I felt pretty bad for him like I said, if they ever put the footage online and I find it I’ll post a link but he looks pretty terrified in the first place.
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Gemisht - well apparently there are ‘benefits and risks’ associated with them so I can only assume GM orgasms are awesome!!
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Widdle Shamrock - there are some countries they would consider that child abuse
But hey if you’re going to have kids why shouldn’t you bet them to say ’scientific’ things.
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Arjan - well there is some sort of contamination risk so maybe this guy has a point.
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Kelley - Great now I need to put a warning on the site advising not to eat Cherry Ripes whilst reading this blog may cause spittle.
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Ian, I’m reasonably sure. I’m pretty certain it would have scarred me fairly deep. I know a couple of others did. I said plenty of other dumb stuff but that was generally on purpose… generally.
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Bettina - I’m pretty certain if we knew how to a lot less would get done during the day
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What? And that’s a bad thing?
lol
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Well there would be a hell of lot less fighting
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At last, a politician that managed to turn the very serious GM debate into a sexy topic.
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Hahaha. ROTFL. I wish the video was online on Youtube. Would have got a million hits by now.
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