Smackdat14 is a tool
Well this evening I was treated to a comment that I had to ridicule share with you all because it is hilarious and hopefully written as a joke because if it’s not then I feel kind of bad for the kid, being challenged and all. This was in response to the Bruce Campbell in Burn Notice post.
TO LEE (BIGEST DICK ON PLANET EARTH)
YOU AND THE REST OF THIS BUNCH OF SHIT DONT KNOW A THING ABOUT THESE TYPES OF PROGRAMS. WHAT TYPE OF A** ****ING FOUR EYED C**** DO YOU THINK YOU ARE .YOU ALL HAVE NO ****ING RIGHT TO CRITISISE THIS TYPE OF A PROGRAMS, I MEAN WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ,KOREANS .EVEN THOE YOU MAY BE ADULTS ,WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO MAKE A WEBSITE ON SOMEONES HARD WORK. OH AND GO AHEAD BE A PUSSY AND DELETE THIS COMENT I DONT GIVE A ****ING CRAP
F*** YOU ALL TO HELL…….. AND BACK AGAIN
Oh my god. I don’t even know where to start!? I could simply dismiss this child as some whiny, spoilt little illiterate. But here at Quit Your Day Job we are always trying to put back into the community so I thought I might try and help our challenged special little friend.
TO LEE (BIGEST DICK ON PLANET EARTH)
Straight away I’m going to stop you and point out that it’s rude and bad etiquette to use all caps. Plus you probably shouldn’t use brackets in your greeting, I don’t know if this is a hard and fast rule but I think it only makes sense. You did misspell biggest too, try and spell check your prose if the school system has let you down in spelling.
YOU AND THE REST OF THIS BUNCH OF SHIT DONT KNOW A THING ABOUT THESE TYPES OF PROGRAMS.
Punctuation, my dear child! The word don’t has an apostrophe. Also your statement doesn’t make sense as my readers and I probably do know something about these types of program, I’m assuming you are referring to Burn Notice and not the Old Spice ads.WHAT TYPE OF A** ****ING FOUR EYED C**** DO YOU THINK YOU ARE .
Whoa! I’ve had glasses for less than a week and already with the four-eyes insult!? That’s cold. Oh and we don’t use the C word in polite conversation my dear, it reveals that you are of low class and of bad breeding. Your sentence is poorly put together and I think you’re missing a question mark at the end.YOU ALL HAVE NO ****ING RIGHT TO CRITISISE THIS TYPE OF A PROGRAMS, I MEAN WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ,KOREANS .
Just can’t get a break with these question marks can you? Actually you’ll find that I have every right to criticise what I choose as I live in a free country. The point though that you are missing is that I was actually praising the show especially considering it has Bruce Campbell in it. Aww that’s a shame you went and got all ignorant and racist.EVEN THOE YOU MAY BE ADULTS ,WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO MAKE A WEBSITE ON SOMEONES HARD WORK.
Though is the word I think you are aiming for, got to invest in that spell checker. You may also want to watch the punctuation as you’ve missed the apostrophe again in someone’s. The sentence once again misses the actual content of the post again and what did we leave off the end again? That’s right, it’s free to use question marks so go wild and throw some in there!OH AND GO AHEAD BE A PUSSY AND DELETE THIS COMENT I DONT GIVE A ****ING CRAP
Hang on a second! You sound like a troll. That’s the type of thing trolls say. You’re not a troll are you? Punctuation again, no full stop and you could probably use a comma or two.F*** YOU ALL TO HELL…….. AND BACK AGAIN
Yours Sincerely? Yours Truly? Best Regards? That’s three sign-offs you could have used, really are you putting your best foot forward here? I do however enjoy the very dramatic use of the ellipsis and if you were going to stick with the way you’ve written it you could have gotten away with an exclamation point.
So what do you think guys?
Feel free to add any advice you’ve got for Smackdat14 (whom I have the IP address of I might add). Also if you actually do own that email address and it isn’t you who left this pile of drivel you may want to leave a comment letting us know that some troll is hijacking your email address and is in violation of Hotmail terms of use.
Of course you could always just apologise.
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Hi Lee,
yep, he’s a tool all right
What’s wrong with being a Korean with glasses anyhow? One of my best friends in college was a Korean who wore glasses.
Smackdat14, if you’re listening, you are a tool. Not a very big one, but a tool nevertheless.
Cheers, Andrew
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Some of my best friends are the biggest dicks on planet earth.
It’s always nice to get a wacko commenter now and again. Remember my Mark Hamill fanatic? Ah good times.
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I IS SOOO JELOUS. WHAT WILL I TELL MY WIFE?
HOW COME IS NOT GETTING SUCH WELL THOUGHT OUT COMMENTS AND TECHNICAL ADVICE. I IS SOOO DISAPPOINTING.
YOURS NOT THE BIGEST DICK IN THE WURLD
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Not quite a full blown tool, but definitely a tool in training! lol
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Perhaps they’d like to borrow a question mark or two?
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Andrew - I did think the Korean thing to be a tad harsh, then to drop the glasses thing too. No class.
Dan - OMG Mark Hamill !!!! You so have to revisit that post! It still makes me smile to think of it.
And also remember one of your friends is the BIGEST DICK!!
I’m going to get a t-shirt made out of that!
Colin - YOU IZ SOO FUNNI
Seriously that is damn funny.
Bettina - throwing your question marks all around like you’re some question mark millionaire!!!
He’s just acting out ‘cos he still lives in his parents’ basement, girls won’t give him the time of day, and he only quit breast-feeding last year.
I know, I was that soldier.
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Nicely done, Lee. I guess we need that kind of comment every so often to remind us that we’re doing well. It amazes me and, frankly, makes me laugh how far someone upset will go over a matter of opinion.
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OK, let’s revisit this extract:
OH AND GO AHEAD BE A PUSSY AND DELETE THIS COMENT I DONT GIVE A ****ING CRAP
Why go the time and effort of writing this literary masterpeice if you don’t care what happens to it? Isn’t that like builing a house for a guy and telling him to bulldoze through it with … well … a Bulldozer?
C’mon Smackdat14, own up. You’ve got a framed copy of this on your wall next to your Playboy posters and WoW raiding guide, haven’t you?
Rol - after doing a little digging it is entirely possibly that this delightful child is in fact a young lady. I’m sure she’ll grow into quite the catch. LOL
Cheers SamuraiFrog, the thing that blows my mind is that I wasn’t even saying anything negative about the show, simply that Channel Ten (here in Australia) advertised it poorly because it is much better than they presented.
But you’re right even if I did hate on the show it is just an opinion and this child’s reaction is mad.
Ian - Awww man I didn’t even pick up that the word comment was spelt wrong.
And in fairness to Smackdat14 I did eventually delete the comment, not so much because they don’t like me but more because it makes no sense whatsoever and besides they got a free punctuality lesson!
Smackdat14 - sounds like s/he used his/her IQ in that name. Maybe a little less time “smacking dat” and a little more time listening in class might help?
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Wow what a dick. Sorry you had to deal with that.
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LOL Meg, I’m pretty certain those warnings on the silica gel sachets that come in shoes not to eat them is aimed at people like this.
Becca - yeah it’s pretty average but ya know they’re out there!
I wrote a long reply to this yesterday, but my internet decided against it and switch offline.
so in short…the e-mail address probably refers to her (?) age.
capswhoring is always annoying too
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See, you know you have a successful blog when you get totally irrational and non-sensical hate-comments spurned from a mis-reading of the post.
Good job, Lee! I aspire to approach your ability to enrage the morons of the world.
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Arjan - yeah she also refers to us as adults which gives the tip off a bit too. The only thing I wonder though is what does she do when she turns 15?
This is one of the best retorts I have ever read! LOL
Well done Lee! *wild applause*
Never before has the gap between the generations been so well expressed… Loved your retort! Great laugh
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Goaldeebug - *takes a bow* Cheers for that, what started out as a nasty little piece of work has at least made a couple of people laugh and hopefully encouraged some others to not put up with shit from trolls!
Of course I am surprised you were able to read this and find any joy considering the Britney Spears music going on!
4fthawaiian - dude I hope you’re not saying that I’m old or something!
Thanks for dropping by!
Hah! No older than me
No worries. thanks for the giggle!
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LOL 30 is now the new 15 isn’t it?
Jeff - I’m happy to send all of my enraged trolls your way LOL. Oooooow that makes me sound like a cool super villain with my army of enraged morons! Maybe not a ‘cool’ super villain. Maybe not super…
HEY I HAVE THE BIGEST DICK IN WHOLE WORLD
That should have gotten me dumped into your spam filter.
ROFLOL!!!! I can’t believe I missed all the fun while I was away. My computer screen is now in great need of cleaning!
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