Don’t roar that you’re the Juggernaut in the post office
February 28th, 2008
I’m a latecomer to the whole “I’m the Juggernaut bitch” viral youtube craze. I mean I’m not that late to it, I just kinda watched it, dismissed it and went on with my life. Recently however I found myself with the saying stuck in my stupid head.
When I say stuck in my stupid head, I mean that it is currently the favourite response to pretty much anything. Of course this isn’t necessarily the best thing in the world. It’s fairly unprofessional in the office and I don’t think Tracey gets the humour in it.
I mean yeah it’s all funny when it’s:
Hey who drank all the cola?
I did.
Why did you do that, I wanted some of that!?
Don’t you know who I am?
What?
I’m the Juggernaut bitch.
Well maybe it isn’t that funny, but I’m telling you now it’s even more inappropriate when dealing with the post office staff:
Excuse me you’ve had this package since the start of the month and haven’t given it to us and we’ve been in several times.
Oh that’s odd. I don’t know why that happened.
DON’T LIE TO ME, DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??? I’M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!
Aiiiieeeeee security!!!!
The rest was fairly uncomfortable as several security guys sat on top of me and I think some postal worker was kicking me in the kidneys.
If you haven’t seen the video or you’d like a giggle again check out the video below - I do have to warn you that the video is offensive, ever so inappropriate, not for kiddies and barely for the adults:
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Yeah, this phrase seems to resurface with me as well every so often, usually with low-to-nonexistent levels of appropriateness. Recently, “I’m the juggernaut, bitch” and another popular catchphrase are waging a fight to the death in my subconscious - and my kids absolutely don’t know what to make of it when I inform them that I’m about to drink their milkshakes.
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Just remember that life is like a box of chocolates and allow me to retort with Yippie Ki Yay Motherfucker.
I’d take I’m the Juggernaut bitch any day of the week over I drink your milkshake as a conversation ender.
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hummm… this must be some down under sort of humor as being from the US or maybe I am weird but I just don’t get it. But that is ok. You just enjoy your milkshake and your “I’m the juggernaut, bitch” thing and we will just chalk it up to geographical/cultural differences, k?
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