• Lee
    That's really good, I should get you to write my biography ;)
  • Arjan
    Ackbar looks like he's in a see-through body-bag.
  • Greg
    Are they, like, face washer towels?
  • Lee
    They are face washer sized but they feel like they are of a material that you wouldn't bring any where near your face, or any exposed skin to be honest...

    ...but they're mine ALL MINE!!!
  • If you won't explain why his leg rotted away, I will make up my own version of events.
    It will not show you in a kindly light.
  • Lee
    Now I feel silly, like I've made more of this than it actually is. Literally his leg started peeling away, it was like layer upon layer of plastic that slowly ate away until one leg looked like it had been gnawed on by a shark.

    It was weird and has never happened to any of my other figurines.

    I would however like to hear your account of the event.
  • I will gladly oblige.

    A young leesargent is trolling a Star Wars forum one fine Saturday morning. Another user by the handle of ACKBARRULES insults leesargent's mother. It quickly degenerates into a full on trollfight, threats of beheading, hacking, ruining lives are thrown around willy nilly. By Saturday evening leesargent is in a red rage, pacing throughout the house with thoughts of murder in his head. Having recently returned from a trip to Haiti, he has thoughts of voodoo fresh in his head. He grabs his Admiral Ackbar figurine and retreats to his basement, where he places a curse upon the figurine, effectively turning it into a voodoo doll. He takes pins from his mother's sewing room and sticks them all through the crotch of the figurine. On the other side of the world, ACKBARRULES, a thirteen year old boy, screams as sharp points of searing pain tear through his groin and upper thighs. All the nerves in this part of his body are now dead, and over the next few weeks as he lays in a hospital bed, his leg slowly succumbs to gangrene, until eventually doctors recommend amputation.
    Leesargent has forgotten about his Admiral Ackbar figurine, as after cursing it with pins he simply left it in his basement. He ventures back on to the forum one day and it strikes him to go and look for the figurine.
    He finds it, lying in a dusty corner, with its leg horribly rotten.
    He screams.
    Fade to black.
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