The other day in New York Batman and Superman got in trouble with the long arm of the law and surprisingly enough it was Batman who went quietly and Superman who put up a fight.
When asked for ID and unable to provide their superhero registration act papers Batman was promptly handcuffed and given a comfy deck chair to recline in and Superman screamed “I’m not getting arrested” and then he took off.
From the photos it appears that Superman’s only weaknesses are
- Kryptonite and
- being stacked on.
The whole affair has left me feeling a little torn over how I feel about the two characters, Superman is a punk for actually punching a female officer in the face and Batman is a narc:
“He freaked out and punched the girl cop in the face,” Batman said later.
I guess I side with Batman here, it’s not cool to punch the ladies in the face, it’s not really cool punching anyone in the face unless they are the Toymaster or something.
(via Comics Alliance and New York Post)
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